It’s So Hot 14 Times Over

Posted by SheSue on July 30, 2009 under Other Groovy Stuff

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I may come across as a mambie pambie, but enough is enough with all the crazy weather we’re having here in the beautiful Pacific Northwest, in particular in the Portland area. We broke records with snow fall last December (Arctic Blast) and now here we are breaking records with the hot weather in July. We’ve had record high temperatures and record days in a row above 90 dgrees. This week alone it’s been over 100 for 3 days and they are promising one more. Actually kinda reminds me of my kids. One was born during a snowstorm in December, the other one was born the first part of August when it was 106 degrees outside.

On the radio this morning the weather man said it was hot as biscuits. The radio announcer thought that that was terribly funny. They thought it was funny at work too. So I gathered other people’s ideas of how hot it is. Here’s what I came up with.

It’s so hot…

The robins are laying their eggs sunny side up.

All the water buffalo at the zoo have evaporated.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

It’s so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.

The birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin’

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

Baby it’s so hot that the HABANERO peppers in my garden are hunting for shade

It’s so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog…

It’s so hot the temperature is to be continued…

It’s as hot as biscuits

It’s so hot I want to take off my skin and hang around in my bones

It’s so hot, when people ask me how I’m doing, I say “medium well.”

It’s so hot, 106.9 isn’t a radio station, it’s a forecast.

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Dear weather man, I would give anything for just one day like this:

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